Collar up,
Sideburns down,
Slick back hair,
One cool frown.

Tight jeans,
Studded belt,
Lot’s of girls,
Wanna’ melt.

Polished wooden floor,
Jive time,
Just walked in,
Feelin’ fine.

Choice a plenty,
Real cool chicks,
But could be trannies,
Girls with dicks.

World’s A’changin’,
Not the same today,
Even helps a bit,
If you are gay.

I got scared,
And didn’t dance,
With a gorgeous girl,
Who gave a glance?

So heaven knows,
How would ya’ tell,
If it’s a fair dinkum bloke,
Or if it’s Elle?