Planking

I’ll do it on buildings fences and trains
I’ll do it in sunshine and when it rains
I’ll do it naked and do it dressed
I’ll do it anytime that I feel stressed
I’ll do it on balconies rooftops and cars
I’ll do it on a motorbike or do it in bars
I’ll do it in Australia I’ll do it overseas
I’ll do it anywhere I’ll do as I please
But
I’ll never ever plank on my own
When I need a cameraman to show you I’m prone

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  1. Mr. Buttigieg –

    I am a student at Western Washington University in the U.S. and I’m making a comedic documentary on the pastime of planking as an assignment for my instructional technology course. I happened across your wonderful poem while researching planking, and I was wondering if you would be willing to allow me to recite your poem in my video, since the assignment requires a piece of art or poetry to be featured. I will probably be posting the video on Youtube, and would of course make sure to reference you appropriately.

    Sincerely,
    M.Ross

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