Its Chopper here you dickhead
I hope you nuclear who I am
Send one of your Fuckin! Missiles my way
And I am coming is that nuclear
Can I make myself nuclear?
Can I be anymore nuclear than that
You have funny name who are you
Chopper mate Chopper Read
Anyway what you want
Copyright Paolo 2017-10-25
Gooday Kim its Mal
Mal who
Malcolm, Turnbull you know me
PM of Australia
Meat pies
Kangaroos
And
Holden cars mate
Oh yeah Jurie Bishop
No Malcolm Turnbull, millionaire
PM of Australia
Oh you wife Jurie Bishop
For Fuck sake Kim she’s not my wife
Anyway what you want
Look you cannot go sending missiles and letting off bombs
Is that nuclear
Anyway what you want
Herro, herro Jurie are you there it’s Kim
What you want
Copyright Paolo 2017-10-25
I hate you bastards in the west
Donald Trump you’re just a pest
So I have built some rockets that I will test
And show you all who’s the best
I’m Kim Jong Un and mad as hell
Pissed off with everyone can’t you tell
And all your sanctions are just swell
Cos then you bastards have nothing to sell
Angry as I am today
I think I might just blow you away
My hydrogen bomb is working I say
Look out your window it’s on its way
Call me a fuckwit say what you will
A madman a tyrant a flamin’dill
When I win the war with China’s will
There will be nothing left and no one to kill
Yes I’m Kim Jong Un with a beautiful plan
To control the world because I can
With a haircut to die for what a man
Owner of the free world the west once ran
Copyright Paolo2017-09-06
You silly fucker
With all your mates
Sitting there with crackers
Taking on the states
Guy Fawkes Night
Is more your call
Blowing letter boxes
Something small
Let’s just assume
Your first attempt
Hits America
And
Something’s bent
Do you have insurance?
For when they reply
Save your money buddy
Say goodbye
Copyright Paolo2017-09-25
Am I not all you wanted you western swine
I am Kim Jung Un Tarzan swinging on a vine
The greatest fashion guru of all time
Come on western girls I’m in my prime
Look at my haircut pay it some due
Put my photo on your wall where you can view
The Nuclear heart throb looking back at you
Tear your heart out you loving shrew
Hang with me in my place
And I’ll show you my weapon to your face
I can explode for you and eliminate race
Just me and you left and no one to trace
Copyright Paolo2017-10-20
I sent a couple over Japan
Just to show them that I’m the man
Kim Jong Un with a nuclear plan
I’ll kill all westerners just because I can
You can give me sanctions and all that stuff
It won’t bother me cos’ I’m so tough
If you want to have a go I’ll just get rough
And keep sending my missiles till you’ve had enough
I’ve bluffed Donald Trump that silly tool
Who is very rude and calls me a fool
But I’m a great leader and playing it cool
You see the nuclear bomb is my crowning jewel
I might ring Donald and ask him to surrender
Whilst me and my Generals try to be tender
And if Donald says no we’ll go on a bender
Firing our rockets with love from the sender
Copyright Paolo 2017-10-18
I hate you bastards in the west
Donald Trump you’re just a pest
So I have built some rockets that I will test
And show you all who’s the best
I’m Kim Jong Un and mad as hell
Pissed off with everyone can’t you tell
And all your sanctions are just swell
Cos then you bastards have nothing to sell
Angry as I am today
I think I might just blow you away
My hydrogen bomb is working I say
Look out your window it’s on its way
Call me a fuckwit say what you will
A madman a tyrant a flamin’dill
When I win the war with China’s will
There will be nothing left and no one to kill
Yes I’m Kim Jong Un with a beautiful plan
To control the world because I can
With a haircut to die for what a man
Owner of the free world the west once ran
Copyright Paolo2017-09-06
Now listen you you you you…….
Kim……you you you you cannot
What you want
Now listen you you you….listen
What you want
Can you blow the fuck out of Queensland
Copyright Paolo 2017-10-26
It’s the President of the USA can you hear me Kim
Hello
Kim Jong UN
Can you hear me?
No…it’s very scratchy
It’s Donald, Donald Trump
Who
Donald duck
No Donald trump
Oh okay hi
What you want
Just want to say I love Korean food
And
Your mob love McDonalds
Can we agree to not knock out the fast food outlets?
Sure no worries
Thanks Kim I am so happy you are nuclear about that
Copyright Paolo 2017-10-20
I have to be happy now because gay means otherwise
I was gay in my younger years because I was happy
I’ve gone the full cycle you see
Why are you so gay today people would ask me?
Back then
Because I am so happy I would say feeling gay as
I cannot be gay anymore unfortunately because I am not
I am not gay and I am not happy I’m stranded between the words
So what word is between happy and gay I can only think its “okay”
I think its okay to be happy and its okay to be gay
And
Everyone is happy okay
End of story
Copyright Paolo2017-09-09