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		<title>There is No After life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dream on There is no after life No heaven or hell There is life a proven thing to worship There are no gods There are no martyrs No supreme beings with special powers There is alcohol a proven thing to worship And your wife and dog of course There are no Allahs and Buddha?s Nor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Time To Die</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 04:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It wasn&#8217;t long ago I wrote my funeral song Then I realised sadly That such a thing was wrong When I think again of life I just want to cry My life must go forever I have not the time to die There are so many things in life I still have to do All [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Current Affair</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 07:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s the memory I have Of our first kiss How embarrassing that such beautiful lips I would completely miss Outside the dance hall Whilst taking a piss Then you asked my recall Of our first dance And I responded so romantically About a boil on my bum I had to lance Everyone who knew us [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Man&#8217;s Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2004 09:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not hungry It&#8217;s a thing about love And what it does to my pangs But my desires are there Incognito There is a desperate whim to tell you my love Of your effect Of my other needs Of when my heart is to burst through ribs And this love is unstoppable About your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Puska</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seven stories high, And you upset the boss? So from a high-rise balcony, T&#8217;was you he threatened to toss. You ate his sandwich tuna, When he turned his back, But today you are much the wiser, Since he cut you a little slack. The kids call you Puska, You&#8217;re a dashing sorta&#8217; cat, Living in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Revenge is a Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2004 01:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I spotted you across the street, But dared not look your way, Cos&#8217; my dog didn&#8217;t please you, When he wet your leg that day. You tried to feed him a steak, Laced with arsenic I believe, You chucked it over our six foot fence, Luckily, he never could retrieve. He hates you and that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eulogy of fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2004 23:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day I reckon&#8217; I&#8217;ll go, And the tragedy will be, I won&#8217;t hear what people are saying&#8217; As they eulogize about me. Reading my own eulogy, Now that would be fun, Then jump back in the box, Shouting, I just must really run. Before I went though, The mourners might query, That cos&#8217; I&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A High Income</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2004 01:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A government man you say you are, And you&#8217;ll audit my tax you decree, Where have I obtained my money? I detect a bonnet containing a bee. The Ferrari in the drive you ask, Does it belong to me? May I suggest that your strange notion, Clearly affects your ability to see. And you ask [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Those bloody fish (1971)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those fish they are cunning, They&#8217;re never where I angle, All day long upon this bank, A flamin&#8217; worm I dangle. Change the bait light up a smoke, Oh, what&#8217;s the bloody use? The longer and longer I sit here, I&#8217;m just takin&#8217; more abuse. I ponder the use of dynamite, To help my desperate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Budgie Ron</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paolo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Budge is green and ugly, Banged his head in flight, Caused a big lump to form there, Not a pretty sight. Flits around the house all day, In fact he flits and shits, Does&#8217;nt have a purpose much, But we all love the bugger to bits. He&#8217;s the craziest bird for sure, Certainly no [...]]]></description>
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